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Just Shoot Me

Bala, 28, Gordon Gekko in the making, pseudo-intellectual, cynic, bibliophile, obsessive compulsive ranter...

The big losers of 2009 elections

May 16, 2009

Wen Jiabao:

Now that his Indian sockpuppet Prakash Karat will not get anywhere near the corridors of power, the chinese politburo has lost a valuable (and cheap) agent of influence in India. If they want a replacement of this caliber, the price is going to be too huge. However, they still have N Ram to publish the Xinhua version of truth.


Kongunadu Munnetra peravai:


The big losers here ought to be the kongunadu munnetra peravai (gounder caste party). They have come in the third place in a lot of places in the kongu belt. But the ADMK still won all those seats even without them. Their future looks bleak - they cant ally with the DMK because historically their caste votes against the DMK and the vote wont transfer. And the ADMK wont touch them, now that it knows it doesnt need them to win in West Tamil Nadu. Before the next elections they are going the Makkal Thamizh desam/ pudhiya needhi katchi (if you are wondering who they are, that proves the point) way into the graveyard of caste outfits.

Dr Ramadoss
The trouble with luck is it eventually runs out. The good doctor (and his son, the little doctor) has finally made one switch too many and is now feeling the pain. Look, you run a caste outfit. No amount of posturing on the Tamil Eelam or playing the moral police is going to change that. You rode to power on the "Vanniyar vottu anniyarukku illai" (Vanniyars wont vote for outsiders) strategy. The other castes are not fools to vote for you again and again without something to show for it. And your own base would get bored eventually. All it takes is a wildcard like Vijaykanth to cut into your base and you are exposed as the 5 percenter that you actually are. Good bye and good riddance Doctor. It is a pity to lose the little doctor because he actually got it when it comes to the HIV policy and article 377.

Cho Ramasamy / ADMK / "Padhicha Makkal" types from chennai:

The lesson you ought to learn is - dont believe your own spin. MK is a wily operator. The free TVs and 1 rs rice are popular, the money power is over whelming, the turn out operation is superior and Vijaykanth takes a third of the anti DMK vote. And you still believe that you will win 40??. And you want Amma as the next PM while contesting only 23 seats?. Talk about delusions of grandeur. Whats wrong with you people?. I am tempted to go the old DK way and laugh it off as the crassness of parppaniyam. After all you are the geniuses who bought us the "animal slaughter ban law" in a state where more than 90 percent eat meat. If you cant stop waging class war, atleast be subtle about it.

Me

I am now represented by the Communist Party of India (Marxist) in the Indian parliament. Sigh!.. of the 16 odd MPs they got, one is from Coimbatore. Seriously this is the party which split from the CPI to support the chinese invasion of 1962!. Sigh again. I sleep soundly knowing that Wen Jiabao effectively controls my representation to the Indian parliament

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posted by Bala, 3:34 PM

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Looks like Congress will have to take the positions of the opposition since I have a feeling that all the other biggies may vanish from the face of politics from the looks of it.
commented by Anonymous Anonymous, 4:30 PM  
Hey come on, winning around 15% of the votes is excellent for a 3 month old party. KMP is better than DMDK atleast! Maybe they can form an alliance together?!!
commented by Anonymous Anonymous, 1:41 AM  
wen jiabao's interest in keezhvenmani sure is impressive. :-/
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